KDK's magical cabin of candy and shirtless ravaaaaaay

Credit to @PhoenixVFIRE - http://phoenix-vixx-fire.tumblr.com









This is not a Ravi thread, I just want these here

Thread rules:

- If you're going to do a picture spam, please spoiler it and tag appropriately, or you will break your Unnie's phone
- Do not sit here post-spamming -_- I will cut you
- Worship of Ravri is essential (I will accept pretence but try to be convincing)
- If y'all want to have personal arguments, you take them outside this thread thank you please
- No ruining my delulu, I will cut you
- Ravi only belongs to KDK 5lyfe


Credit to @Hongbin_Swaggy

Thread members

@kdragonkwon - Unnie-ya, Panda Unnie, Meltdown Queen, The Ass Dealer, Clive, Shit, Kakashka
Will do anything for Ravi and follows him around the world on a sea of her own tears. Can usually be found sobbing in a corner over his perfection, but will sometimes get so annoyed she will try to unbias him. This does not usually go very well. Ravi loves only her. She does still love Seungri so shhhhh. Currently she is at Ravi-stalkage level 10, having followed him across continents and met him 5 times. One day she will actually say things she wants to at him. She is totally hephap and not cute at all, one day Holnog will let her in her rap gang.
Birthday - June 14th

@Aurialle - Robotic Dongsaeng, Steam Powered Dongsaeng, KDK's Official Bodyguard
No one knows the origins of thread robot Aurialle, but one day he turned up to KPS to infect us all with steampunk and cuteness. You can try to resist, but his adorableness will get you in the end. Auri is currently running a bakery with KDK, which is full of handsome guys. And corn bread. KDK is due to officially adopt him soon, and they will continue communicating via online means from separate rooms, while Auri fetches food for both of them with KDK's money.
Birthday - March 13th

@littlecherry - Mini-me, Panda Dongsaeng, Ratchet Aegyo
Worshipper in the Church of Lord Seungri, littlecherry is miniature KDK, and so one half of the Panda Sisters. Known for her sesame street cred, she will run through the thread being ratchet and covering everything with bows. She has been charged with looking after KDK's illegitimate child, the N baby. Although mini-me is cute and small, she is fierce and should not be underestimated.
Birthday - March 3rd

@ooakmonster - Official Thread Hoe, Sehun's Wife, The Original Baptender, Jiyong's Angels Member
Destined to be a hoe from birth, ooakm is constantly sobbing over many biases, and will find one in every group she likes - and she will like pretty much any group you play her. Although a member of Jiyong's Angels, she often finds fighting over Ji tiring and so slips off when the other two aren't looking and laughs while watching them fight to the death, as she sips cocktails and sails off into the sunset with Sehun and Minho. Recently it was discovered that ooakm's weakness is knees, and this will be considered if we ever need her to run away screaming from a fight.
Birthday - August 28th

@Atothec193 - Language Whore, Princess Ato, Meltdown Princess, Jiyong's Angels Member, Seoul Sister
Ato claims that she used to not be delulu but we all know that the delulu was strong in her from the beginning. Known for meltdowns over Jiyong and attempting to steal biases with language, Ato has finally found her place in life as a princess who gets rescued from lego castle-desiring kidnappers by Unnie Charming. Her stream-of-consciousness posting brings this thread to life, and she is now officially our representative to send to YG when we need someone to say 'what the fuck are you doing?' to him, backed up by Eri.
Birthday - March 19th

@orangelikesunset - Official TROLLopp, Jiyong's Angels Member, Seoul Sister
Claims to have several biases but we all know she only loves Jiyong. Can often be found murderspamming herself with Jiyong, although she does take other people out along the way. Used to say she was incapable of spazz, but probably regrets that now that she's drowning in a pool of her tears. Likes to make fruit puns, and is judged on them by littlecherry, her fruit sibling. Currently often MIA, her weeping in here is missed.
Birthday - October 9th

@l0i0s - Drunken Dongsaeng, Annoyingly Talented Dongsaeng
When not perfectly drawing members of Bigbang to the envy of the other thread members, l0i0s can be usually be found drinking the bar dry before falling out of trees. It should be noted that this is definitely the fault of the tree and not a result of too much alcohol. l0i0s should be in this thread more, spamming us with choom TOP.
Birthday - November 16th

@tabloholic - Tabloholnog, Tablohognibs, Holnog, Low-ra
When not crying over TOP and Joon, holnog can be found murdering thread members with tongue gifs and bemoaning the lack of an Epik High comeback. She is quite fond of insulting KDK's biases, and is only allowed in this thread under the proviso that she is not mean about Ravi's rapping. She is however permitted to call Sunggyu a hamster, because he is one. Holnog has recently discovered that she likes VIXX and admitted to KDK that she was wrong about Ravi's face all along.
Birthday - July 23rd

@jsa - Official Thread Male, Seungho's Husband
Known for being incredibly masculine, sometimes the ladies of the thread are unable to contain themselves because of his overwhelming testosterone. We currently live every day as if it's our last because of the risk of 'jsa's masculinity fever'. All other 'males' in this thread are just pretending. Jsa is married to KDK for reasons no one can remember and is very tolerant of her many claims of being widowed.
Birthday - September 6th

@minkwon2 - Official Bias Whore, Minslut
Switches biases at the drop of a hat, will try to steal yours if you aren't paying proper attention. Thinks Ravi is his, but is completely deluded. Actually is just completely deluded in general. Minslut is always on thread probation for attempted bias theft. Currently MIA at Gayo, minslut's appreciation of KDK's biases is missed.

@PhoenixVFIRE - Official Murderous Fuck, phoenixfuckfire, Fuck
Will murder spam you deliberately and laugh while you are crying in the corner. Won't stop until you are actually dead, be careful of this one. Claims he murders through love, so consider yourself very loved if he makes the effort. Is capable of being murdered by Leo's high notes and the overall hotness of Nine Muses, and has recently revealed himself to be a shit bear. Zach redeems himself by admitting that KDK is totally hephap and therefore he is allowed to remain in this thread.
Birthday - May 2nd

@Eriochrome - Official Noggi Provider, Gay Ray, rliu97
Eri is the main ruiner of the Epik High thread, despite actually liking the band. He actually knows a lot about rap and you would think he was very mature if you read only those conversations, but he will always slip up and spam Kyungri while weeping at some point, which is how we know he is one of us. Eri is the official provider of frozen yoghurt for the thread which is probably the most important role anyone could have. Is often judged by tabloholnog, you can tell this when she calls him rliu97. Eri is an official team with Ato for judging YG's decisions and actions, and is also supplies us with a semi-regular diary of his hair, much to KDK's delight.

@Aegyozilla - Aegyopenis, Hongpeen, Hoe
Our resident smut writer, Aegyo is married to Hongbin and will cry if you don't appreciate his face, although she doesn't want you to appreciate it too much. Repeatedly assures you that she can't stop being American and then asks what bollocks is, much to the delight of Brit KDK. Aegyo appreciates Ravi too much and has had official warnings on this matter, although she assures KDK that she is going to buy a filter and mend her ways. She is easily ruined if you try to discuss the word 'Kong' with her.
Birthday June 21st

@lilayong - Lila, Mismatched Timezone Dongsaeng, Alone Spazzer
Known for turning up online when everyone else is asleep and tearing through threads with her meltdown spazzing, lila is beloved by the BB thread refugee crowd and should post in this thread more. Appreciative of all BB members, lila has also been considerate enough to say that even though she doesn't have the slightest idea who Ravi is, she will learn and appreciate him. One day KDK will actually bother to make her a Ravi intro thingy, but lila can roam free through our wilderness in the meantime.
Birthday - August 1stSHOW Full birthday list March 3rd - @littlecherry
March 13th - @Aurialle
March 19th - @Atothec193
May 2nd - @PhoenixVFIRE
June 14th - @kdragonkwon
June 21st - @Aegyozilla
July 23rd - @tabloholic
August 1st - @lilayong
August 28th - @ooakmonster
September 6th - @jsa
October 9th - @orangelikesunset
November 16th - @l0i0s
SHOW tag list @kdragonkwon
@Aurialle
@littlecherry
@ooakmonster
@Atothec193
@orangelikesunset
@l0i0s
@tabloholic
@jsa
@minkwon2
@PhoenixVFIRE
@Eriochrome
@Aegyozilla
@lilayong

Ok favoured dongsaengs, I've had a few messages and tags from people now about a certain situation but I'm pretty busy at work so please accept my thread offering I would appreciate it if you did not post that this thread exists in the other one or tell anyone about it for now because I am not looking to invite further arguments between people, just to give a home to those that left. Plus anyone I like whether from there or not, I may tag more people at some point (but I am lazy so...)

Thread rules:

- If you're going to do a picture spam, please spoiler it and tag appropriately, or you will break your Unnie's phone
- Do not sit here post-spamming -_- I will cut you
- Worship of Ravri is essential (I will accept pretence but try to be convincing)
- If y'all want to have personal arguments, you take them outside this thread thank you please
- No ruining my delulu, I will cut you

...I will think of more later, I'm on a deadline rn. Anyway here is a thread you guys can continue talking in etc, I will make it pretty at some point.

This is not a BB specific chat thread, in fact I really don't want this to be a BB specific chat thread. This is a chat thread for people I like. If you want to talk about EXO, you can, I just won't know who any of the people you are talking about are, especially if they are Baekhyun. If you want to talk about your day, go for it. The one thing I will ask is that if you're posting news about a BB member, you put it in the thread for that member so that people outside this thread can see it. You can put it here as well, but it's just a courtesy for the people who follow the artist threads.

Also... this is my thread so here is Ravi:



SHOW tags @Aurialle @ooakmonster @littlecherry @Atothec193 @l0i0s @orangelikesunset @tabloholic

FIRST

KDK's Playground omg ahahhahahahahahahahah I'M DYING RN unnie you are the best xD

I feel like we're orphans in the snow and unnie just took us into her magical cabin of candy and shirtless ravaaaaaay.

Unnie takes such good care of us

OMG I LOVE THIS. I LOVE YOU. OMG.

UNNIE
KDK
CLIVE
UNNIE CHARMING

I love you.

I don't know how you did this, but it's awesome! I didn't even know it was possible. O.O

Thank you too. This was a great idea.

Edit: I should not be allowed to make posts at 6 AM. -.-

I have a home again

I don't have to leave everybody

Thank you Unnie-ya

littlecherry wrote:FIRST

KDK's Playground omg ahahhahahahahahahahah I'M DYING RN unnie you are the best xD

I feel like we're orphans in the snow and unnie just took us into her magical cabin of candy and shirtless ravaaaaaay.

Unnie takes such good care of us

MUST RESIST TEMPTATION TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE THREAD

But y'all are welcome, hope you guys have fun here

Two things that take forever are getting rid of glitter polish (never making that mistake again) and composing my thoughts. But... honestly, I don't know what there is to say about all of this, other than 'thank you' and I've said that to just about everyone...

Now, in a little attempt to brighten up everyone's mood-



I think that I posted this in the other thread at one point, but it's still cute uwu

I'm sad that this thread was necessary but I'm glad y'all didn't get scattered.
Thanks KDK. Who's the best Unnie? You are.

Anyway, I guess I'll be wasting my time here when I have some time to waste. I miss y'all delulu asses so much.




@Atothec193
I'm invading your back garden tomorrow, you can finally fite me irl ye bruv.
No but for real, if you are there and you see a confused looking dwarf, das me. Do say hi.

Guess whooo




didn't get the alert lol @kdragonkwon, and thank youuu

Orange is going to a Christmas Party tonight. She's all dressed up. There will be alcohol. This is a first.

orangelikesunset wrote:Orange is going to a Christmas Party tonight. She's all dressed up. There will be alcohol. This is a first.

Can we see a picture? I want to see what you will wear.

@Aurialle @tabloholic @l0i0s glad you guys made it and holnog stop making me blush, ahahahaha!

@orangelikesunset Are we finally gonna get to see drunk orange tonight?! YOU GO GET YO DRANK ON!

@tabloholic hoenog haven't seen you in forever other than the MAMA tc how you been gurl?

tabloholic wrote:
@Atothec193
I'm invading your back garden tomorrow, you can finally fite me irl ye bruv.
No but for real, if you are there and you see a confused looking dwarf, das me. Do say hi.

Ahhhh nooooooooooo. I sooo wish I wasn't working tomorrow. I can't go to see you sorry.

When you going to UCD open day?
When you gotta be in Dublin next time?
Guuuuuuuurrrlll you gotta visit Dublin more.
Dublin has everything. Not really, it's not that great but I wish I could see you at least once irl....and fight.

Always fight.

Lol when you see a crazy looking tall giant....that'll be me.